missbreeze:

castielgratia:

whatistumblrforeals:

msthrifties:

Met a guy with pokemon tattoos.

Naturally I gave him my number.

sounds like a keeper.

  • everyone: are you okay
  • everyone: you look tired
  • everyone: you look upset
  • everyone: you look confused
  • everyone: are you mad at me
  • everyone: what happened to you
  • everyone: are you sick
  • me: IT'S MY FACE

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

etsyifyourenasty:

Redhead Nudes
valenciajocelyne:

Hate when friends don’t call, and those days turn into weeks and those weeks turn into months and next thing you know it’s been a few years and you don’t even know this person anymore #callme?
sageofbacon:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL